DENVER, Colo. — We’re all used to being taxed on clothes and fuel. But flatulence?
It’s true — at least for the Denver Broncos. And especially for defensive star Von Miller.
CBS Sports reports that in the time since John Elway has taken over the Broncos, a ‘fart tax’ has started being enforced at meetings.
Miller brought up the policy during a recent interview with a Denver Post reporter.
Since I’ve received numerous inquires about the Broncos’ Fart Tax, I’m gonna let Von explain. NFL dieting ain’t easy. pic.twitter.com/OTAAaI8t82
— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015
Von Miller said the Broncos have a fine system for, um, flatulence in meetings. Said he thinks he’s been fined the most.
— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015
Miller isn’t the only player who has been fined, but he says he’s been fined the most.